Hi. It's me. kevintheseacucumber.

I gave up my mod. I should not have done that. I am asking -- no, requesting -- no, demanding (politely) that it be returned to me immediately.

I have infiltrated this website. I own this website. I used my website powers to put this note here.

Please consider this my formal application, resignation from my resignation, and heartfelt plea.

Thank you for your time. Give me mod back.